02 6 / 2018

snarthurt:

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me getting run over by a bus

(via weirdmageddon)

02 6 / 2018

setheverman:

babyanimalgifs:

why is my pencil talking

why is your cat full of star wars sound effects

(via the-vaults)

06 5 / 2018

03 5 / 2018

missredherring:

agent-absinthe:

polyhorde:

brucioboy:

it’s been 3 days and i can’t stop thinking abt these

You missed the best part, my friend. These are just two photos from a whole book.

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Please, enjoy this smattering of beauty and wonder.


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These make me so happy

I love all of these, but I am SCREAMING over the last one. 

Those boys are perfect.

(via spongebobssquarepants)

29 4 / 2018

raincityruckus:

la-plus-heureuse:

say what you want, but this shit was better than the scene in legally blonde when elle wins her case

elle and jake wouldn’t make it a competition, they’d want us to appreciate the other for doing a darn good job.

(via illegalaustralien)

08 4 / 2018

sixpenceee:

This is an ItsBirdyArt collection of Pokemon in their “Evolved” hoodies. 

(via sixpenceee)

08 4 / 2018

Anonymous asked: ginger ale is just sprite but more spicey :/

ginger-ale-official:

oh sure and the sistine chapel is just a room with some paint in it

08 4 / 2018

ugly:

Pre-nap me: gosh I’m just a lil bit sleepy I could use me a lil nappy nap

Post-nap me: why…. Why do I exist in this world…. How do I know what is real… What is the truth…. I’m so thirsty

(via ugly)

08 4 / 2018

normanbecile:

musicofthestage:

timelordparadise:

myownlost:

I’d like to cancel my subscription to Menstrual Cycle Monthly

I’m sorry, it appears you’ve taken out a fifty-sixty year subscription. However, we can pause it for nine months as long as you sign a contract that says you’ll take out a subscription to Baby Daily for at least eighteen years

Damn those Terms and Conditions.

i didn’t even read them i’ve made a terrible mistake

(via firedrill)

08 4 / 2018

enecoo:

quinns-corner:

enecoo:

my love for you is like a truck

Explain

no

(via humorstar)

03 4 / 2018

luna-and-mars:

Brooklyn Nine-Nine x text posts, starring Jake and Amy [1/?]

(via humorstaff)

03 4 / 2018

03 4 / 2018

(via ugly)

03 4 / 2018

bepeu:

sometimes ‘brb’ stands for ‘be ready bitch’ so you have to be careful

(via ugly)

03 4 / 2018

etherealklance:

simon’s friends: why did you do it, simon?

simon: I was closeted and not ready to come out and martin was threatening to out me to the entire school if I didn’t help him slightly inconvenience you

simon’s friends: okay but wHY

simon:

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(via transmadamegiry-remade-deactiva)